If You Pass Out While Shoplifting, Medical Personnel Will Notice Your Hidden Stuff

It might seem like stuffing merchandise under your clothing and then passing out in a store is a solid method for shoplifting without being noticed, but this is not true. When a woman who passed out twice in a Utah Kmart store was taken to the hospital, medical personnel noticed that she had Kmart merchandise hidden under her clothes. [AP]
by Laura Northrup via Consumerist